As a public service and because this has provided me with so much mirth, I have put together a free ringtone wherein Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton "describes" Congressman Steve Cohen. You can download it here (right-click, save target as) or just click on that link to give it a listen.
Total hat tip to Jackson Baker of the Memphis Flyer, who posted this beauty on this page.
UPDATE: "What Have We Wrought (Installment #2)? The A-Hole Ringtone Goes Statewide".
UPDATE: Jackson asked me how many downloads this ringtone had gotten, so I accessed my logs, generated some reports, and was amazed to find it was downloaded over 30,000 times! Here is a .pdf of the report for the quarter the ringtone went up, and here is an .xps of just the month of July 2009.
UPDATE: I was looking through my traffic logs yesterday and saw I had a hit on this post from the Nashville Scene. I had forgotten they linked to it, and I remembered I had reverted it to draft some time ago, probably after Steve did something I liked. However, he has shut me, his oldest friend who was so crucial to his rise in politics, completely off from communication, so to Hell with Cohen, he has become a full-fledged asshole. So this post is back, bumped up to the top from July 2009.