Jesse Ventura for President

Every person should take this segment to heart. I know many if not most of you would rather not let matters like this worry your pretty little heads instead of the usual "Someone was mean to me" or "I need to show I have money" or "I look so desirable." Dig the phony-haired "with the money you must be making, why the roots, bitch?" Listen to a man who has BEEN waterboarded and actually fought in the Vietnam War, unlike the uber-pussies Dickhead Cheney and Georgie Porgie Bush. Or go on about what's really important to you, as briefed above.



UPDATE: Powell aide says torture helped build Iraq war case. Face it: you suckers got duped; and you ignorance and placidity have caused a world of hurt and deficit spending.